The Crypto Castle
The Crypto Castle is a social TV series set in San Francisco in 2015, when Bitcoin was $250. Think Silicon Valley meets New Girl. It follows Viv, a 25-year-old outsider who accidentally moves into a house called The Crypto Castle, sharing one bathroom with four boys who are crypto-obsessed.
Surrounded by people who think they’re building the future (one with AI girlfriends, of course), she must decide what she actually believes before she becomes one of them.
The Crypto Castle is a based on the true story that inspired the hit solo comedy show, New Kids on the Blockchain.
Launching MARCH 2026
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Launching MARCH 2026 ~
Season 1 is done. Backed by Roman Coppola’s Decentralized Pictures with social amplification from Base, it will launch March 2026.
Now, we’re onto Season 2.
Meet the Roommates
GARRETT
King of the Crypto Castle. Loudest guy in the room. A gross boy with noble ideas.
RAY
Sixteen years old. Acts like a venture capitalist. His company will “change the world”.
PIERRE
French, dramatic, mysterious. Says “the blockchain is life.” Still owes rent.
TRENT
Obsessed with experiments. Drinks mostly Soylent. Building his own nation from his bedroom.
VIV
New girl in the house. Looking for stability. Thought she was just renting a room. Found four Bitcoin bros instead.